"A Walk Down Memory Lane"

"World & USA"  

Posted by Asim Padh




The perspective of the world from the America’s point of view. Think as if they have conquered the whole world. BULL SHIT!!!!!Taking about Americans I need to make a special mention About a special breed of people called as American Born Confused Desis—ABCD as we call them lives two life--One is the American and other is that of an Indian--totally confused about their origin. But they deep in their heart regret about it and that shows how much American or Western they have become.
And by the time I leave here I guess I would have said “Hey, wassup!!!”, “How r u doing”, “Thank You” each at least a million times. I am inventing a method each day of saying hi since I am supposed to say that to everyone I come across, irrespective of time, place and more importantly acquaintance. Weird!!!!

I listed down top 5 things that I surely would and would not do out here

I would-----

1. Try and enjoy every moment. I found out lately that the best company I could have anywhere anytime is me myself. So the loneliness shouldn’t be much of a problem.
2. Work out like mad. Since there is a danger of inflating myself and eventually exploding.
3. Try and change my “non-liking” attitude towards this country.
4. Be in touch with each and everyone I was before coming here.
5. Save some money. Come on, It’s a big deal for me!!!!!


I wouldn’t------

1. Put up solo pics on Orkut/Facebook posing in front of White house, Washington Monument or any other famous stuff out here.
2. Love my country any more or any less just because I am here. No missing the des ki mitti and all.
3. Fake accents to any Desis. I am planning to use a chewing gum while talking to everyone here.
4. Lose track of Hindi movies/songs.
5. Watch Swades.
I didn't want 2 write the 6th thing but without this it wouldnt be complete.
6. Buy a new Dell Laptop again.OMG!!!!! It sucks big time…

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